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Hello - just wanted to see my new signature.
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Poetry Wettbewerb in Australien mit 10.000 Teilnehmern.
Die Aufgaben werden jede Runde schwerer, nach 2 Wochen sidn nur noch 2 Leute im Finale.
Aufgabe: Ein Kurzgedicht, dass auf Timbuktu endet.

Kandidat 1 tritt ans Mikro:

"I was a preacher all my life,
had no women had no wife,
I read the bible through and through,
along my way to Timbuktu."

Ein tosender Aplaus im Publikum alle sind begeistert,
da tritt der zweite Kandidat vor:

"When Tim and I to Melbourne went,
we met three women in a tent,
but they were three and we were two,
so I booked one und Tim booked two!"
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awesome :lachtot:
Was auch immer geschieht,
nie darfst du so tief sinken,
den Kakao, durch den man dich zieht,
auch noch zu trinken.

— Erich Kästner
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Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.
Cya Sioned

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Sioned wrote:Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.

Ok, jetzt musste ich doch echt herzlich lachen.... und das will bei mir schon was heißen :applaus:
Zwei Dinge sind unendlich:
Das Universum und die Dummheit der Menschen.
Aber beim Universum bin ich mir noch nicht so sicher.


Albert Einstein

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If you got the inspiration,
to complete the population,
take your girl behind the door,
put her slowly on the floor,
take away the decoration,
and begin your operation.

If you hear she got a baby,
go to army or to navy!


Ist schon sehr alt.
Möglicherweise sind einige jung genug,
den noch nicht zu kennen! :-)

LG,
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Sehr Sehr gut!
Ich halts aber immer frei nach dem Motto:

I Don't Trust Anything That Bleeds For 5 Days And Doesn't Die
Cya Sioned

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